Yo.

So, I’m totally broke and without health insurance so I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get my birth control.  Luckily, you can schedule your appointment right on line.  So I’m filling out the form and it, very considerately, asks how you would like them to identify themselves if they call.  There is a drop down menu of choices like doctor’s office, friend, whatever.  But then there is a blank where you can write in your own.  Very tempting.  I wonder what they are actually willing to say and how often people put hilarious things there.  I spent a while trying to come up with something hilarious to put there, then of course, chose Planned Parenthood from the drop down menu and went on my way.

I’m lame.